Posted 3 days ago

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

Posted 1 week ago

dulect:

if the song tik tok didn’t define 2009 for you idk what did

Posted 1 week ago
They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.
 Big Fish (2003)

(Source: feellng)

Posted 1 week ago

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

Posted 1 week ago

My baby is growing up :( he’s in 4K now!! I haven’t cried yet but its going to happen at some point today… I can’t wait to go pick him up already :( I’m excited for my alone time, but I miss my Ky running around screaming and play fighting!!

Posted 1 week ago

How To Overcome Heartbreak

disneyfansonly:

zodiacbrain:

just-relatable:

factsbrain:

To help you get through the physical and emotional pain associated with having your heart broken, here are a few steps to help you triumphantly.

How To Overcome Heartbreak

what if you can’t overcome heartbreak?!!

#4 speaks my mind

omg yes, needed this ^_^

You can physically become sick and stress can cause your heart to basically go bad. 

Had a patient on our floor the other day with this problem… I don’t remember what the name of it was, but the nickname is “Broken Heart Syndrome”

Posted 1 week ago

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

Posted 1 week ago

lowellicious:

brb my 3rd grade self is having a heart attack

Posted 1 week ago

itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

(Source: onlylolgifs)

Posted 1 week ago

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

Posted 1 week ago

Tips on coping with panic attacks?

Posted 1 week ago
curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 1 week ago

galaxys4:

this is the best image i have ever seen

Posted 1 week ago

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

Posted 1 week ago

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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